Domestic Geek

Current mood: amused
So, here is today's horoscope:


Have they met my bosses? Helloooo, nobody in my store has gotten a raise in years. I certainly never will. Man, that horoscope is too funny. I'm glad I don't base my whole life on those, but they're good for a chuckle once in a while.

I just saw a commercial on TV for the place I work. That has got to be the most boring, unprofessional-looking ad I've seen yet. It doesn't make me want to order from us, but then, I wouldn't order from us anyway. The last thing in the world I want to pay to eat is pizza. Anyway, the store was really busy last night. I'm beginning to think it's a conspiracy against me. When I drive, we're dead and when I don't, we're busy. It's starting to become a running joke in our store. The other day the asst. manager was looking at the schedule and said, "Uh, oh. Donna's driving tonight. We're going to be dead." I told the owner of the store this morning that he ought to pay me not to drive so that his sales will be higher. He had the nerve to laugh at me. Oh, well, it was worth a try!

I was at Lowe's to get a small (116") drill bit (I broke mine yesterday when I dropped the drill) and I was drooling over all the cool attachments that are out for the Dremel rotary tool. They also have cool drill bits that I want, but the set is $9 and I really need to wait and see how much my car repairs are going to cost before I blow money on something I don't really need.

I wonder what's up with the Locker Room show on KBPI. I was listening this morning and they kept playing this statement from the program director about how the Locker Room is off and there will be news next week about what's up with the morning show.

Current mood: frustrated
Dumb-ass manager calls me this afternoon and wakes me up from a sound sleep. Wants to know if I'm coming in to do dough tomorrow or if he has to do it before his plane takes off for his vacation. I ask him (through painfully swollen tongue) who is opening the next morning (perhaps this person could do it?). I knew Sunday's opener was scheduled the week before. He never answered. I told him I'd find a way to come in. Why can't he allow anyone else to take on part of this? I just don't get him. The worst of it was when I told him I was really sorry that I got so sick and he says, "I'm sure it wasn't a malicious act." Jerk. He doesn't use words like that, so I knew he had to be thinking it beforehand or somebody planted that word. Yeah, I've spent five days in bed and countless hours in pain barely able to swallow my own spit and not consuming anything except hot tea and NyQuil just to make your life a little more difficult. I used to pity the guy and not too long ago I would've felt really guilty about him having to do my dough. Not anymore. I can't wait to see how badly my schedule next week is screwed.

On a brighter note, Marcus just left for the store and he's going to bring me back some pudding! Mmmmmmm.

Damn, I tire easily. I need to lie down.

Current mood: pissed off
I made a whopping $10.55 tonight. Four deliveries. That's it. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse.

Current mood: irate
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You know what I hate more than anything when I'm delivering pizzas? Assmunches who say "I really wish I could give you something" or "I'll get a tip for you next time." In over 12 years of delivering, not once has anyone ever given me a tip next time. If you're that damn poor that you can't scrounge a lousy dollar for your pizza driver, then get off your goddamn ass and go get it yourself. Chances are that the pizza place probably has some sort of carry-out special anyway and you could save even more money than you currently are by ripping off your driver. Also, tips less than a dollar might as well be stiffs. Same applies as above. I dealt with six such losers tonight. I hope you all choked on your food.

The thing I hate the most after that are losers that aren't home when the driver gets there. When the phone person says 30-40 minutes or whatever, that doesn't mean you can leave your house to go the ATM, or the liquor store, or pick up your kids, or whatever. It's an estimate. More than likely if it is not in that time frame, it might be more, but on rare occasions, it could be less. It depends on how the runs work out and how close you live to the store. Also, don't call from work or from the cell in the car and hope you can get home before the pizza does. Both of these scenarios waste the driver's time and costs them money (they could be delivering to someone who is home), plus chances are you'll get a colder pizza since we have to come back. Get everything you need to do done before you call and then sit your ass in front of the TV or the computer and wait. I had one such loser tonight.

Can you tell I didn't have a good night tonight? Normally Saturday is my best tip night of the week. It took me 4 hours to make $27 in tips. I usually make about $30 in 2.5 hours. I am soooo pissed.
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