Current mood:
amused
So, here is today's horoscope:
Have they met my bosses? Helloooo, nobody in my store has gotten a raise in years. I certainly never will. Man, that horoscope is too funny. I'm glad I don't base my whole life on those, but they're good for a chuckle once in a while.

So, here is today's horoscope:
You have been working long and hard for some time now, LADONNA. And it looks as though you are about to be rewarded for your efforts. If you do not receive a promotion or raise today, expect one in the near future. If one is not immediately forthcoming, go ahead and ask for it. You have earned it, and have the proof to back up your request. In all likelihood, your request will be granted without any hesitation.
Have they met my bosses? Helloooo, nobody in my store has gotten a raise in years. I certainly never will. Man, that horoscope is too funny. I'm glad I don't base my whole life on those, but they're good for a chuckle once in a while.