Thursday, November 27, 2003

Thu
27
Nov
2003

A Little Misunderstanding

I heard a version of this joke on 850 KOA's Sports Zoo yesterday. The following text for the joke was found here.

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up.

The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee.

She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.

The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

Tuesday, November 18, 2003

Tue
18
Nov
2003

Amend is God

There's an article on TechTv's webite about the time Foxtrot's Bill Amend was on the Screensavers. I can't believe he's so young!

Sunday, November 16, 2003

Sun
16
Nov
2003

More Sopapillas, Please!

So, did anybody catch last Wednesday's episode of South Park?

Wednesday, November 05, 2003

Wed
5
Nov
2003

Warning: Geek Humor Ahead

I absolutely LOVE FoxTrot and the cartoonist Bill Amend (he's a mac guy!). The following is an example of why. If you don't get it, sorry, you're not an HTML geek. I get this and Helen, Sweetheart of the Internet in my inboxes daily from uComics.

HTML Foxtrot



BTW, I got six hours of sleep. Whoohooo. Marcus is off to see Matrix Revolutions at the IMAX with all his friends from work along with Mike. He's going to take me later, so I guess I'll go make dough early and get it over with.

Sunday, November 02, 2003

Sun
2
Nov
2003

Housecleaning Tip

How To Thoroughly Clean The Toilet

  1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both lids up.

  2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

  3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid). The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)

  4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a "power-wash " and "rinse".)

  5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.)

  6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

  7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean!


Sincerely,
The Dog

(Thanks to Marcus!)