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So, did anybody catch last Wednesday's episode of South Park?

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I absolutely LOVE FoxTrot and the cartoonist Bill Amend (he's a mac guy!). The following is an example of why. If you don't get it, sorry, you're not an HTML geek. I get this and Helen, Sweetheart of the Internet in my inboxes daily from uComics.




BTW, I got six hours of sleep. Whoohooo. Marcus is off to see Matrix Revolutions at the IMAX with all his friends from work along with Mike. He's going to take me later, so I guess I'll go make dough early and get it over with.

How To Thoroughly Clean The Toilet

1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both lids up.
   
   
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
   
   
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid). The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)
   
   
4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a "power-wash " and "rinse".)
   
   
5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.)
   
   
6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
   
   
7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean!

Sincerely,
The Dog

(Thanks to Marcus!)

A gal at work sent me an email last night that made me giggle. It kind of sums of the whole way I've been all week:

Changing A Light Bulb (PMS Version)

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else
in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that
the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before
they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to
find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD
for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually
find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the
STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT
WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE
EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED
FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!


I'm sorry.... What was the question?

The following image was submitted to me today from our dear friend Mikey:



In case you didn't know, Marcus delights in capturing pics of his friends whizzing in the woods.