While perusing Adam Curry's site today, I found this link for the new Ashlee Simpson Karaoke Edition iPod.
Saturday, October 30, 2004
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Monday, September 13, 2004
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As seen in the MarcusLingl.net forums:
10 Dog Peeves About Humans
- Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!
- Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!
- Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this, anyway?
- Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
- Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
- The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Woooohoooooooo! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
- Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
- Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
- Dog sweaters. Hello?? Haven't you noticed the fur?
- How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth: you're just jealous.
Saturday, July 31, 2004
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Oh, before I forget--I wanted to post these links.
First, the Starbucks Doubleshot Survivor commercial (Marcus' new favorite commercial) linked on the Starbucks website and at Kontraband.com.
Glen! Glen, Glen, Glen!
Second, the Foamy Rant about Starbuck's beverage sizes.
They're both pretty funny.
First, the Starbucks Doubleshot Survivor commercial (Marcus' new favorite commercial) linked on the Starbucks website and at Kontraband.com.
Glen! Glen, Glen, Glen!
Second, the Foamy Rant about Starbuck's beverage sizes.
They're both pretty funny.
Thursday, July 22, 2004
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A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."
Friday, July 16, 2004
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I got this email yesterday—totally cracked me up!
Name: LaDonna
LaDonna is the #687 most common female first name. 0.016% of females in the US are named LaDonna. Around 19,600 US females are named LaDonna!
source: namestatistics.com (no longer online)
source: namestatistics.com (no longer online)
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LOCATION: Black Hills, SD DOB: September 11 SEX: Female |
SIGN: Virgo STATUS: Shacking Up FAV COLOR: Green |
