Domestic Geek

Somebody sent me these in my email as part of a breast cancer awareness message. I thought I'd post them because I thought they were funny:

Perfect breasts (o)(o)	Fake silicone breasts ( + )( + )	Perky breasts (*)(*)
Big nipple breasts (@)(@)	A cups o o	D cups { O }{ O }
Wonder bra breasts (oYo)	Cold breasts ( ^ )( ^ )	Lopsided breasts (o)(O)
Pierced Nipple Breasts (Q)(O)	Hanging Tassels Breasts (p)(p)	Grandma's Breasts o / o /
Mammogramed Breasts ___ ___	Android Breasts | o | | o |	Martha Stewart's Breasts (,)(,)
Against The Shower Door Breasts ( )( )

This holiday snowglobe is kind of cool (found via Lisa. Watch it for a while (reminds me of the game Lemmings) then shake it all up. Too funny. I've got to learn to do stuff like that!

Current mood: extremely disappointed
Well, it's official. I did not get a piece printed in time to turn in for school. Asshole. Tuesday he calls me and there is a problem: he thought the postcards were supposed to be 6 x 4 instead of 8.5 x 5.5. I double-checked this over and over and over with him. The 6 x 4 cards were supposed to be the ones to send to individuals (I haven't done them yet because he hasn't sent the picture he wants on it) and the larger ones were for lawyers and professional types of people. I think he had a price in his head and they were for the smaller ones and when he want to order them he realized how much more money they were and tried to change them at the last minute. Either that or it's his memory problem I once again think he has. Anyway, I got an email today from the printer (not him, the printer) telling me that they didn't make it into this week's run because the client didn't bother setting up a paypal account beforehand (the only way he takes credit cards) and since he hadn't received payment, he couldn't print them. *sigh* The bright side is if I have to take this class over, at least I'll know to dump the client early if he/she shows signs of doing this to me again, right?

UPDATE: gee, look what my horoscope for today was:

Virgo
You knew everything was going along a little too smoothly and today you finally hit that bump in the road you knew was coming. There are inevitable setbacks to deal with, but luckily they are much more minor than you may have anticipated. Standing a few feet back from the wreckage will allow you to get a little better perspective on what might have caused the problem. Once you know how this breakdown happened, it will be much easier to avoid a similar incident in the future.
- By Astrology.com

Current mood: tired
I'm soooooo stupid sometimes. I had a notebook due today at school. I've had four, count them, ONE TWO THREE FOUR! weeks to do this. When did I start it? Last night about 8 pm. Sometimes I do the most moronic things. Luckily, I finsihed it and got a decent grade, but at what cost? I'm already sick and now I've had no sleep and get to go to work. You think I'd learn, wouldn't you?

Current mood: pissed off
I made a whopping $10.55 tonight. Four deliveries. That's it. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse.