Domestic Geek

Current mood: cold
Damn it, it's SNOWING! Why, why, why, why, why? I have to work tonight and I absolutely hate delivering in the snow. *sigh*

I only like snow when I can stay home, start a fire in the fireplace, snuggle up under a blankie on the couch with a mug of steaming hot chocolate and watch movies all night long.

Now I'm wishing I wasn't broke so I could call in sick to work.

Somebody sent me these in my email as part of a breast cancer awareness message. I thought I'd post them because I thought they were funny:

Perfect breasts (o)(o)	Fake silicone breasts ( + )( + )	Perky breasts (*)(*)
Big nipple breasts (@)(@)	A cups o o	D cups { O }{ O }
Wonder bra breasts (oYo)	Cold breasts ( ^ )( ^ )	Lopsided breasts (o)(O)
Pierced Nipple Breasts (Q)(O)	Hanging Tassels Breasts (p)(p)	Grandma's Breasts o / o /
Mammogramed Breasts ___ ___	Android Breasts | o | | o |	Martha Stewart's Breasts (,)(,)
Against The Shower Door Breasts ( )( )