Sorry I haven't posted lately. No news is good news, though, huh? Seriously, I've been a little caught up in spring-type projects like housecleaning, yard work, etc. Marcus and I decided that we are going to get some grass in the yard this year. I'm tired of the dirt and burrs that the dogs drag in. I'm also working on setting up Movabletype on Marcus' friend's webserver, so the blog will live at its new home in the next week or so. I'm about fed up with not being able to get on Blogger when I do have a free moment to post something. I've also been taking some road trips to Loveland, Fort Collins and Colorado Springs to get a change of pace.
I've got lots of things going on in my head that I need to sort out and some major life changes I need to make in the near future. I've got myself in an extremely unhealthy rut. I saw a woman at a store today so morbidly overweight that she couldn't breathe and had to use a cane to walk. That could be me very soon if I don't do something about the condition I've let myself get into. I've always thought I looked better than I really do. I saw a picture that Marcus took of me when we were photographing the bunnies for Easter and I was in shock about how truly fat I have become. I saw myself waddle for the first time in a store window the other day. Not good. Not good at all.
Marcus passed this along to me. If you're not a geek, sorry, it's probably not very funny.
Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus in interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
that?s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
?cuz sure as I?m a poet, the sucker?s gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy?s getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
then you?ll have to flash the memory and you?ll want to RAM your ROM,
then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
I've got lots of things going on in my head that I need to sort out and some major life changes I need to make in the near future. I've got myself in an extremely unhealthy rut. I saw a woman at a store today so morbidly overweight that she couldn't breathe and had to use a cane to walk. That could be me very soon if I don't do something about the condition I've let myself get into. I've always thought I looked better than I really do. I saw a picture that Marcus took of me when we were photographing the bunnies for Easter and I was in shock about how truly fat I have become. I saw myself waddle for the first time in a store window the other day. Not good. Not good at all.
Marcus passed this along to me. If you're not a geek, sorry, it's probably not very funny.
Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus in interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
that?s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
?cuz sure as I?m a poet, the sucker?s gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy?s getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
then you?ll have to flash the memory and you?ll want to RAM your ROM,
then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
Name: LaDonna
