EIGHT FROM THE EIGHTIES
1) You might as well face it, you're addicted to...
New York Cheesecake. Mmmm, I wish I had some right now. No, stop thinking about it. Argh!
2) All I really need to do is find myself a brand new...
Lover...Oh, wait, sorry, that was 10 years ago. I really need a brand new house. I want a yard and a basement and a garage.
3) Who's the wind beneath your wings?
My boyfriend, Marcus. He keeps me going.
4) Who gives love a bad name?
My ex, Alex. I'd still love to rip his testicles off.
5) Are you too shy?
Unfortunately, yes. I'm extremely shy, even online. I hate it.
6) Do you work hard for the money?
Yes. My aching feet and legs today are proof.
7) There's something strange in your neighborhood. Who you gonna call?
If Marcus isn't around, then the Arapahoe County Sheriff. That's about it living out in the middle of nowhere.
8) Why do I find it hard to write the next line?
Because I have nothing profound to say.
1) You might as well face it, you're addicted to...
New York Cheesecake. Mmmm, I wish I had some right now. No, stop thinking about it. Argh!
2) All I really need to do is find myself a brand new...
Lover...Oh, wait, sorry, that was 10 years ago. I really need a brand new house. I want a yard and a basement and a garage.
3) Who's the wind beneath your wings?
My boyfriend, Marcus. He keeps me going.
4) Who gives love a bad name?
My ex, Alex. I'd still love to rip his testicles off.
5) Are you too shy?
Unfortunately, yes. I'm extremely shy, even online. I hate it.
6) Do you work hard for the money?
Yes. My aching feet and legs today are proof.
7) There's something strange in your neighborhood. Who you gonna call?
If Marcus isn't around, then the Arapahoe County Sheriff. That's about it living out in the middle of nowhere.
8) Why do I find it hard to write the next line?
Because I have nothing profound to say.