Thursday, March 21, 2002

Thu
21
Mar
2002

Hijacking Prevention

From my friend, Rev:
Subject: Hijacking solution

Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue
S.W. Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs:

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet.

Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women to whom they are not married, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, businessmen in this country would start flying again in hopes of seeing a naked woman.

We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales.

Now why didn't Congress think of this?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton
Thu
21
Mar
2002

But I Wanted One

Man, the advertising department where Marcus works is getting all new G4s. There was a possibility they were going to sell off the old G3s to employees. I really wanted one. I guess they've decided against that and are going to figure out some other way to utilize them. Pooh.
Thu
21
Mar
2002

CA’s Placement Chick Split

OMG, CollegeAmerica has a new job placement person. She just left me a voicemail on my phone. Can this person actually assist me in finding a new job? I doubt it. I wonder why Kirsten left. Maybe because she can't find anybody jobs? That the only successful placements on the placement board were for people moving up in companies they already worked for? That several people on that board were listed more than once to make it look like people were actually finding jobs? That many of those placements were for a company that went under a year ago? That she had no idea exactly what kind of jobs people coming out of that school were actually qualified for? I know that sounds harsh, but dang it. Don't send my resume to a company saying they need a system administrator extremely qualifed in Novell, etc. when the school doesn't even offer such classes. I really need to get cracking on the job search, again. I haven't been trying much here. I'm thinking I'm going to have to take a couple of days off from work and find something.
Thu
21
Mar
2002

Blue Girl B-Day

blue balloonHAPPY BIRTHDAY, LAURA!blue balloon

Wednesday, March 20, 2002

Wed
20
Mar
2002

Shoelaces

I swear I can be such a dumbass. I bought new shoelaces yesterday at WalMart. I absolutely hate the ones that came with my shoes as they're way too long and don't stay tied. So, I either threw them away after I emptied the bags or they never made it into my shopping bags at the store. While at the grocery store today I got another pair and, dang it, I tried to throw them away again! That's what happens when you try to function on 8 hours of sleep over two days.