Monday, May 06, 2002

Mon
6
May
2002

Popped Bed Tubes Make Huge Mess

This is not going to be a good day. I woke up in a really great mood, for once. I had plans for getting some things under control today. I decided to start off by really cleaning my bedroom. While taking the sheets off to wash, I noticed that the mattress didn't look right. I took the cover off to discover that one of the water tubes popped and now I'm having to soak up all the water. What a mess! *sigh*

Friday, May 03, 2002

Fri
3
May
2002

Dog Pet Peeves About Humans

From Rev:
DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
  1. When you push me away in the middle of a perfectly good leg-humping.
  2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny.
  3. Yelling at me for barking...I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG !!
  4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)
  5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?
  6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.
  7. Yelling at me for rubbing my butt on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?
  8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
  9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
  10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed what my fur is for?
  11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
  12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?
  13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.
  14. The sleight of hand, fake -fetch -throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
  15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us? To my knowledge, dogdom hadn't yet solved the visible fence problem!!!

Monday, April 29, 2002

Mon
29
Apr
2002

Kill Me Now

Sorry about the lack of posting lately. I'm still alive, barely. I've got the worst cough that I can't shake. I'm not getting enough sleep. I'm ready to kill everybody I work with since I have absolutely no patience when I'm sick and tired. I'm not sure when I'll be posting regularly again. I'm just not up to it right now. Send "get well" thoughts my way so it will be sooner than later.

Saturday, April 20, 2002

Sat
20
Apr
2002

Piss and Moan

I'm so exhausted and I don't know why. I ended up sleeping from 4 p.m. yesterday to 6:30 a.m. this morning. I was awake for about an hour from 9 - 10 p.m. Marcus made me some ramen to eat. I was dragging so bad at work I never thought I'd finish. As soon as I post, I'm going back to bed.

I hate the keyboard on this iMac. Now I remember why I bought Marcus the pro keyboard for his birthday the year he got this thing. Of course, my cordless Logitech keyboard won't work with it since iMacs only support USB keyboards. Damn.

My friend, Mike, gave me the Sims to play on this. I hope I don't get addicted. I've totally lost Marcus for awhile. He's so busy with his new G4 that I'm lucky if I can get a word in.

Well, there was one bit of good news at work today. The one asst. manager I totally can't stand got fired today. Yippee!

I have to get dough done at one of the stores BEFORE 6 a.m. (the ceiling tiles are being cleaned), so off to bed.

Thursday, April 18, 2002

Thu
18
Apr
2002

Hangin’ With Dad

I spent yesterday hanging with my dad. He took me to lunch, I showed him how to do some stuff on his computer, we hung a really cool painting that his father painted in 1913 or 1918 (something like that) in his living room, I pestered his cat, and his cat made me have an allergy attack. Dad cracks me up. He's says, "So, when are you going to change your blog design? I'm tired of looking at St. Patrick's Day." LOL I'm still working on my Movabletype design, so hopefully by the end of the weekend it will be up.

The stupid owner didn't bother to tell me that a big ad was hitting this week. I guess I picked a really bad day to blow off making dough at the one store yesterday. I was so pissed at the condition that the store was in and the pathetically low amount of dough I was supposed to do that I just decided to leave to spend more time with dad and I'd make it up today. So they'll be using day old dough on a Friday. Right now, I don't think I could care less. It did make for a long day today, though. I'm pooped.

Marcus' G4 came today! In about an hour, there's going to be an iMac sitting on my desk. WhooHoo!

Well, I'm going to go watch some Survivor, CSI, and WWF Tough Enough 2.