Friday, March 19, 2004

Fri
19
Mar
2004

Ladies of Days Gone By

An email from my friend Pam:
Ladies of days gone by: If a lady accidentally over-salts a dish while it’s still cooking, she drops in a peeled potato and it absorbs the excess salt for an instant “fix-me-up”.
Women of today: If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that’s too damn bad.

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Ladies of days gone by: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Women of today: Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares?

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Ladies of days gone by: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
Women of today: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.

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Ladies of days gone by: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Women of today: Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

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Ladies of days gone by: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won’t be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
Women of today: Go to the bakery - they’ll even decorate it for you.

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Ladies of days gone by: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Women of today: Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don’t do it.

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Ladies of days gone by: If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish-washing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Women of today: Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.

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And finally the most important tip....

Ladies of days gone by: Don’t throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Women of today: Leftover wine??
Fri
19
Mar
2004

No, It Doesn’t

As heard by Jon Bon Jovi on KOA’s The Sports Zoo yesterday:

“It doesn’t stink bein’ me!”
Fri
19
Mar
2004

Horoscopes Are Real, Aren’t They?

So, here’s my horoscope yesterday:
It appears your ship has just come in, LADONNA. This sudden windfall could get you thinking about making some kind of major change. Perhaps you’re ready to move to a better neighborhood, or are even prepared to relocate to an entirely different city. However, do some careful planning and budgeting before making any rash decisions. There are other, less dramatic ways to celebrate your good fortune.
I must’ve been on the wrong dock, because somehow I missed this ship’s landing.

Tuesday, March 16, 2004

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16
Mar
2004

I’ve Got It

Current mood: bearmood — shocked jinxed
I've got the touch, baby! The car-breaking touch, that is. First, my car is out of commission. The mechanic didn't have time to get to it yesterday. Then, after borrowing Marcus' truck to get to work this weekend, it's transmission has decided to start acting up. Then, poor Dad calls me this morning. After chauffering me around yesterday, his car took a dump. Why me? If the mechanic isn't finished, Marcus is supposed to come pick me up on his lunch break to take me to work, unless I can find another sucker to dare driving me around in his/her vehicle. *sigh*

I'm sitting here watching a mini-marathon of "Amazing Stories" on the SciFi channel. That was a cool show.

Now that I'm to the part I really wanted to do at school, I'm feeling totally uncreative. The old self-doubt is creeping back in and I'm thinking that I'll never make a living doing this and I'm going to be stuck working pizza forever. How lame is that? I'm sure I'll snap out of it. I go through these from time to time. Oh, well. I'm sure part of it is just that I'm extremely tired. I need a vacation.

Sunday, March 14, 2004

Sun
14
Mar
2004

TMI About My Armpit

Current mood: bearmood — sick sick
I'm had a rash in my left armpit since I was sick back in January. Some days it would look like it was clearing up, other days (like today) it hurt and itched so bad that I wanted to rip my pit out. I finally broke down and did some research and it appears that I may have developed a yeast infection. That would make sense since the antibiotics I was on caused a vaginal yeast infection. So, hopefully, the Miconazole (generic Monistat) that I have on hand will quickly clear this up. I sure hope so. I'm feel like that Molly Shannon Catholic school girl character on Saturday Night Live that always has her hands in her armpits.