So, here’s my horoscope yesterday:
It appears your ship has just come in, LADONNA. This sudden windfall could get you thinking about making some kind of major change. Perhaps you’re ready to move to a better neighborhood, or are even prepared to relocate to an entirely different city. However, do some careful planning and budgeting before making any rash decisions. There are other, less dramatic ways to celebrate your good fortune.
I must’ve been on the wrong dock, because somehow I missed this ship’s landing.