Current mood:
crampy
I'm having cramps so bad today that I feel like I'm going to puke. Yay! I was expecting it to start on Tuesday, but as of Thursday night it hadn't. I figured I was mistaken about this being "the week", but Friday morning here it came with a vengeance. Ugh! I'm never going to have children--I wish there was some way to turn this off without surgery. Anyway, since motion is making me nauseous, I'll post a few things that I haven't gotten around to lately while I'm curled up in my chair in a fetal position waitng for the ibuprofin to kick in so I can go to work.
My house is covered in dead gnats. When I got home from work last night, the front door and porch light was a solid black, pulsing mass of the darned things. I came in the back door and turned off the light. Some of them left and I sent Skippy outside. When I let him back in, he was covered in them. I turned on my laptop and within seconds the screen was covered. I grabbed my can of air and blew them off so I could see. I went through the house to go use my Mac and noticed the dining room table was covered with gnats that had died as a result of the overhead light. They were all over my portfolio stuff. I grabbed the can of air and blew them onto the floor so their little bodies didn't leave anything on my pieces. Anyhow, this morning there are dead little gnat bodies almost everywhere. Either this evening or tomorrow I'll run the vacuum and suck them up. Don't really feel like it now. Besides, they'll be back tonight, I'm sure.
Yesterday was the first day of Spring. You wouldn't know it by the temps here. It reached almost 80°F here yesterday afternoon. I was so hot at work yesterday I thought I would faint. It didn't help that my period caused me to be warm anyway and then the swamp cooler is broken and can't be turned on and it was almost 90° in the store with really crappy ventillation. Ick!
I got my car back on Wednesday. Turns out the poor thing wouldn't start because the spark plugs/wires were toast. That's what I get for not performing routine maintenance like I should. He did do some rewiring to keep my "Check Engine" light from tripping for no reason. There was a really cool vehicle in the parking lot at the mechanic. I'll go back early next week and see if it's there again and snap a picture. It was a Subaru of some sort. It had huge tires and a raised suspension. I'd never seen anything like it. I almost went back in to ask the guy about it, but he was busy and I didn't want to bother him.
I made some coffee ice cream this morning with the machine Marcus got me for Christmas. Yum!
I've been curious about the blog publisher called
WordPress. The one site that I'm really familiar with that uses it is
Gina Divina. Someone emailed me about my site and asked about the post calendar. I decided now was the time to investigate it. If I can get it hacked to do everything my Movabletype does, I might switch.
Well, that's enough for now. Damn, I've got to get ready for work.
Posted by LaDonna at 07:29 AM on 03/20/04 • Permalink •
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An email from my friend Pam:
Ladies of days gone by: If a lady accidentally over-salts a dish while it’s still cooking, she drops in a peeled potato and it absorbs the excess salt for an instant “fix-me-up”.
Women of today: If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that’s too damn bad.
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Ladies of days gone by: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Women of today: Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares?
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Ladies of days gone by: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
Women of today: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.
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Ladies of days gone by: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Women of today: Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.
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Ladies of days gone by: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won’t be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
Women of today: Go to the bakery - they’ll even decorate it for you.
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Ladies of days gone by: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Women of today: Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don’t do it.
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Ladies of days gone by: If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish-washing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Women of today: Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.
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And finally the most important tip....
Ladies of days gone by: Don’t throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Women of today: Leftover wine??
Posted by LaDonna at 04:01 PM on 03/19/04 • Permalink •
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As heard by Jon Bon Jovi on KOA’s
The Sports Zoo yesterday:
“It doesn’t stink bein’ me!”
Posted by LaDonna at 07:27 AM on 03/19/04 • Permalink •
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So, here’s my horoscope yesterday:
It appears your ship has just come in, LADONNA. This sudden windfall could get you thinking about making some kind of major change. Perhaps you’re ready to move to a better neighborhood, or are even prepared to relocate to an entirely different city. However, do some careful planning and budgeting before making any rash decisions. There are other, less dramatic ways to celebrate your good fortune.
I must’ve been on the wrong dock, because somehow I missed this ship’s landing.
Posted by LaDonna at 03:12 AM on 03/19/04 • Permalink •
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Current mood:
jinxed
I've got the touch, baby! The car-breaking touch, that is. First, my car is out of commission. The mechanic didn't have time to get to it yesterday. Then, after borrowing Marcus' truck to get to work this weekend, it's transmission has decided to start acting up. Then, poor Dad calls me this morning. After chauffering me around yesterday, his car took a dump. Why me? If the mechanic isn't finished, Marcus is supposed to come pick me up on his lunch break to take me to work, unless I can find another sucker to dare driving me around in his/her vehicle. *sigh*
I'm sitting here watching a mini-marathon of "Amazing Stories" on the SciFi channel. That was a cool show.
Now that I'm to the part I really wanted to do at school, I'm feeling totally uncreative. The old self-doubt is creeping back in and I'm thinking that I'll never make a living doing this and I'm going to be stuck working pizza forever. How lame is that? I'm sure I'll snap out of it. I go through these from time to time. Oh, well. I'm sure part of it is just that I'm extremely tired. I need a vacation.
Posted by LaDonna at 05:12 AM on 03/16/04 • Permalink •
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