A blonde woman goes into a department store and tells the salesman she wants a pair of pink curtains. He assures her they have a good selection of pink curtains. He shows her many kinds and different fabrics of curtains. She finally picks out a pink floral pattern.
The salesman asks, "What size do you need?"
She says, "17 inches."
He exclaims, "17 INCHES? What room are they for?"
She says, "It's not for a room, it's for my computer monitor."
The surprised salesman exclaims, "Miss, computers do not need curtains."
The blond says, "Helllllooooooo... I've got Windows!!"
The salesman asks, "What size do you need?"
She says, "17 inches."
He exclaims, "17 INCHES? What room are they for?"
She says, "It's not for a room, it's for my computer monitor."
The surprised salesman exclaims, "Miss, computers do not need curtains."
The blond says, "Helllllooooooo... I've got Windows!!"
Name: LaDonna
