Friday, July 16, 2004

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I Need To Move

Current mood: bearmood — excited motivated
I went to the "I-225/Colfax Avenue Interchange Environmental Assessment" open house last night to find out what is going on with all of that. Apparently, once the Fitzsimons Redevelopment is completed, there is supposed to be 110,00 trips in and out of the area daily. They expect it to be as busy as people trying to get in and out of downtown Denver.

Although they claim right now that this development will not impact the part of the mobile home park that I live in (as in I need to relocate), it will definitely impact it. They're putting I-225 access ramps at 17th Pl/18th Ave to get have better access to the Fitzsimons area. This will take out several mobile and regular homes there. They're claiming that they only need to relocate six. I don't see how, unless they're claiming all of the mobile homes as one since technically our landlord is the only one that owns it. It will also increase the noise where I live (I've already noticed it's worse than a year and a half ago that we moved here). They're beginning construction in August on a new street called Fitzsimons Parkway that will go around the east and north borders of Fitzsimmons to connect Potomac to 26th/Peoria. This is eventually supposed to connect up with Martin Luther King Blvd to have access to the Stapleton development area. Because of these two major projects, traffic will definitely increase around here. Not to mention the hassles during construction.

If the RTD Fastracks gets approved this November, they want to put a light rail station at Colfax/Potomac (stupid since they tore down the Park-n-Ride that was there not too long ago).

It's no secret that the city of Auroa is trying to eliminate mobile home parks. Anybody who thinks that the city is pouring all of this money into this area only to leave our park alone is dillusional.

Our park is already becoming a ghost town. I think the owner realizes that the days here are numbered. I'm sure someone, if not the city, will offer him a huge chunk of money for that land once the development is closer to completion.

The good news is that the interchange is in a study phase right now. If everything goes well (but when does it ever?), the construction wouldn't begin until sometime in 2008. That's another reason that it will suck around here. The new Children's Hospital is supposed to open in 2007. That gives me less than 4 years to get my shit together and get out of here. I was extremely worried that our landlord could give us the vacate notice at any time here. I think he only has to give us 30 days notice to get out if he ever sold it.

Anyway, click on the little map if you want to get a visual idea of what they're doing over there.

Thursday, July 15, 2004

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Owww, the Pain

So, I think I got whiplash during the accident last Friday. I wasn't in too much pain until two days later. Some internet research revealed that pain and symptoms showing up days later is not uncommon. Whee.
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2004

The Ant & The Grasshopper: Then & Now

I know this has been around awhile, but I heard it again on Dr. Laura's show yesterday, so I wanted to post it.

THE ANT & THE GRASSHOPPER FABLE

CLASSIC VERSION...


The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

Moral Of The Story...Be responsible for yourself!


MODERN VERSION...

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

CBS, NBC, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing "its Not Easy Being Green."

Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing "We Shall Overcome". Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.

Al Gore exclaims in an interview with Peter Jennings that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and calls for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his "fair share".

Finally, the EEOC drafts the "Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper Act", retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.

Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients.

The ant loses the case.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he's in, (which just happens to be the ant's old house), crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow. The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.

Wednesday, July 14, 2004

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2004

Scott Patterson

So, it turns out that dreamy Scott Patterson (Luke Danes) from the show Gilmore Girls has the same birthday that I do—September 11th! Whoohoo! Harry Connick, Jr. was also born on that day, but I knew that already.

Speaking of Gilmore Girls, I've been renting season one from Netflix. There are six discs total and I just finished watching the second one. I'm trying to be polite and not watch them when Marcus is around.

Sunday, July 11, 2004

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Who’s That Fluffy Bundle of Love?

It's Princess, yeah.

A while back Shockwave asked South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker to make two short animated flash films for them. Although the creators had warned Shockwave that they would deliver a cartoon with no holds barred, Shockwave insisted on having them make it. So, they did! And "Princess" was the result.
See why Shockwave never aired them . . .


WARNING: Ok, just so you know, this is animated p0rn. If you're easily offended, DON'T GO LOOK AT THIS! If you can handle it, go check it out. I thought it was freakin' hilarious.

Link via Gigglechick.

Edited 2/27/05:The above link no longer works, but I found it here.