A got a good giggle from this in my email today:
I'm not kidding...let me know if you need my address!
Money...
It can buy a house, but not a home.
It can buy a clock, but not time.
It can buy you a position, but not respect.
It can buy you a bed, but not sleep.
It can buy you a book, but not knowledge.
It can buy you medicine, but not health.
It can buy you blood, but not life.
So you see money isn't everything and it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you this because I am your friend and, as your friend, I want to take away your pain and suffering!
So...
Send me all your money and I will suffer for you!
Cash only please!
After all, what are friends for, huh?
P.S. Let me know if you need my address.
It can buy a house, but not a home.
It can buy a clock, but not time.
It can buy you a position, but not respect.
It can buy you a bed, but not sleep.
It can buy you a book, but not knowledge.
It can buy you medicine, but not health.
It can buy you blood, but not life.
So you see money isn't everything and it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you this because I am your friend and, as your friend, I want to take away your pain and suffering!
So...
Send me all your money and I will suffer for you!
Cash only please!
After all, what are friends for, huh?
P.S. Let me know if you need my address.
I'm not kidding...let me know if you need my address!
Name: LaDonna
