Domestic Geek

OK, I doubt anybody that reads this can help me out, but I really need someone who needs something printed (meaning actually on-press printing) to let me design something for them for my Design Practicum class. The main thing is this person has to be willing to actually pay for the printing costs. It can be anything: brochures, stationary package (business card, letterhead, envelope), flyers, etc. I need a client by next Monday and have to have a piece printed in the next eight weeks. This is one of those times where not having many friends or relatives really sucks. *sigh*