Sunday, April 07, 2002

Sun
7
Apr
2002

Eight From The Eighties

Man, I totally forgot to do this last week, also. What the heck did I do last weekend?

EIGHT FROM THE EIGHTIES

1) Are you true blue?
I don't exactly know what true blue means. If it means loyal, faithful, etc., most definitely (if I feel you deserve it); however, if you screw me over, WATCH OUT! wink

2) When's the last time you went steppin' out?
If you mean dancing, it had to be in 1990 or thereabouts. I haven't been dancing since college as Marcus doesn't dance and he and I have been together almost 10 years now. As for just going out in general, we did go out for a really nice dinner at the Stagecoach Steak House here in town last night, thus the late posting of these answers.

3) What's something your parents just don't understand?
Why I refuse to have children. Marcus' mom doesn't get it, either.

4) What are sweet dreams made of?
A bubble bath for two, soft music, candlelight, no work the next day... Oh, wait, I'm definitely dreaming.

5) Are you prone to burning down the house?
Even though I'm a self-proclaimed pyromaniac, I've never come close to burning down anything. Well, there was the one time I was a little kid that I lit Kleenex on fire with a birthday candle and it landed on the carpet. Marcus...that's a totally different story. HA!

6) It's the end of the world as you know it. How do you feel?
It depends. Is my life getting better or worse?

7) Are you going to Wang Chung tonight?
I've never really known what that meant, either. But since I'm going to finish typing this and go to bed because daylight savings time always kicks my ass, probably not.

8) Why can't I get, just one... ?
Winning lottery ticket.

Saturday, April 06, 2002

Sat
6
Apr
2002

Child of the 80s

I was just cleaning out my mail box and found this from my friend Traci from over a year ago. I really need to clean that thing out more often.
Child of the 80s:
  • You know what "Psych" means.
  • You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off."
  • You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer."
  • You can sing the McDonald's Big Mack, Filet-O'-Fish, Quarter-Pounder, and french fry song: "Big Mac, Filet O' Fish, Quarter-Pounder, french fries, icy coke, thick shakes, sundaes and apple pies!!
  • You know who Mr. T is.
  • You know who Fat Albert is. And who was old boy with the pink mask?
  • You ever wore fluorescent, neon clothing.
  • You could breakdance, or wish you could.
  • You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
  • You Believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!"
  • Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.
  • You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
  • You knew that knowing is half the battle.
  • You wanted to be on Star Search.
  • You can remember Michael Jackson when he was black.
  • You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth.
  • You remember the garbage pail kids, and owned some.
  • You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout."
  • Rut row raggy. and *Zoinks*
  • You HAD to have your MTV.
  • You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.
  • You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.
  • You owned any cassettes.
  • You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon. Instead we're sending people to live on deserted islands with nothing but the clothes on their backs for 39 days vying for a million dollars smile
  • You remember and/or owned any of the Care Bear Glass collection from Pizza Hut or the Muppets glasses from McDonalds...and drank out of them with a crazy straw.
  • Poltergeist freaked you out.
  • You knew who Ben Stein was before you could win his money, "Bueller?"
  • You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins, ET, Dukes of Hazzard, Knight Rider, Strawberry Shortcake or A-Team lunch box.
  • You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
  • You know what leg warmers are and probably had a pair.
  • You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.
  • You wore your Izod shirt with the collar up. or you wore two different color IZOD shirts at the same time with both collars up.
  • You had a Swatch Watch with the Swatch Guard.
  • Your Legos collection started with the free sets in a Happy Meal.
  • You remember when Happy Meals came in a box, not a paper bag.
  • You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
  • You had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos.
  • You know what a "Push Up" ice cream is.
  • You had to come in the house when the street lights came on.
  • You had to change into *play* clothes after school.
  • You owned, or knew somebody with a Commodore 64.
  • You hated Scrappy Doo.
  • You recorded songs off the radio with your boom box.
  • You wish you had a light saber.
  • Somehow you still know all the words to songs played on VH1's"Big 80's."
  • Your arm was full of rubber bracelets, tied together of course.
  • You have ever said, "Gag me with a spoon."
  • You have ever wondered what happened to Saturday morning cartoons.
  • You had to get up to change the channel.
  • You can still sing 1 to 12 from the Pinball machine on Sesame Street: "Onetwothreefourfive..sixseveneightnineten...eleven...twelve!"
If you can identify with at least half of this list then you, my friend, are a "Child of the 80s".

Friday, April 05, 2002

Fri
5
Apr
2002

Feel Like Crap

Man, I'm either really sick or I had a really bad allergic reaction to Dad's cat this week. I feel like crap. I can't breathe and I just coughed so hard my arm went numb. At least I made enough dough today that I don't have to go to work tomorrow. I think I need to stay home and relax.
Fri
5
Apr
2002

Amazon UK & DST

Damn, I just realized Daylight Savings time starts Sunday morning. Ick. I hate springing forward. Why, in this day and age, can't we just pick a time and leave it alone? The whole world doesn't even do it and even those that do don't do it at the same time. They were saying on Art Bell's program this morning that England changes like a week before the United States.

Speaking of England, the internet is sooooooo cool. I ordered a CD from Amazon UK the other day. It was The Tribe Soundtrack that isn't imported to this country. One sold on eBay for more than it cost to get it from England. Wild. It'll probably get here before the stuff I ordered from the US Amazon site since one of the items I ordered was available for shipping in 2-3 days. The subtle differences are kind of cool. They use dispatched instead of shipped and basket instead of cart. Call me weird, but I thought it was kind of neat.
Fri
5
Apr
2002

I Want A Geek Wedding

I watched the geek wedding this evening on TechTv's The ScreenSavers. It was so sweet! Leo LaPorte performed the ceremony, a robot was the ring bearer and Patrick Norton looked hunky in his tux.

The hot topic on radio talk shows lately (aside from talk about the Middle East) has been about some poll that declared that our society is ruder than ever. Duh! I think the height of rudeness occurred to me the other day. Dad and I were having lunch at the Hamburger Stand. Two kids came in carrying a Rubbermaid tote. I've seen these kids all over town for years trying to sell stuff. I assumed they were stopping to eat, but noooo, they approached our table while Dad and I are conversing and try to peddle their shit while I'm eating. I normally am very polite to kids trying to sell stuff, even if I cannot buy anything at the present time, but damn it, that set me off. I've had it with the lack of common courtesy. I went off on the kid about bothering a restraurant's patrons while they were dining. He totally picked the wrong day to mess with me.

I had more to say the other day when Blogger was screwed up, but dang it, I can't remember any of it now that I can get on. I should've made some notes. Oh, well, couldn't have been that important anyway, huh?

Well, I've got to got pay the lot rent and the landlord will keep me talking for hours, so if I remember any of it, I'll have to post tomorrow.