Domestic Geek

Marcus jokes that I could hurt myself standing in the middle of an empty room. It's not far from being true. I'm extremely accident prone and I almost always do it to myself. Cut the side of my index finger off, sliced my thumb open to the bone with an exacto knife, fell off my shoes, dropped a 50 lb. bag of flour on my face, drove over myself with my own car, sprained my knee while delivering pizzas in the snow and had to crawl back to the customer's door to call for help...you get the idea.