Tuesday, March 30, 2004

Tue
30
Mar
2004

Here Comes Peter Cottontail AGAIN!

When I saw the Toys 'R' Us bunny commercial on tv the other night, I knew the traffic on my site would go up from people looking for the commercial and sure enough, it did. The link from last year for the commercial is no longer valid, but a commenter provided this link if you want to go hear the bunnies sing. I did--I STILL LOVE THAT COMMERCIAL!

UPDATE 4/2/04: Due to popular demand, the creator of this commercial has put the original link back up for everyone that wants to go see the bunnies.

UPDATE 4/10/04: For those of you who want this for your own, commenter Chris is offering the commercial for download from his site. The link is http://www.toda.ws/bunnies.mpeg. Windows users right-click on the link and select "Save Target As...", Mac users either right-click or control-click on the link and select "Downlaod Linked File As..." Much as I would love to send an attached email to everybody that wants the commercial, between work and school, I just don't have the time. Sorry :(
Tue
30
Mar
2004

Does It Work?

I saw a cool gadget on television last night. It's called the Egg-Stractor. I wonder if it really works? I might get one for the heck of it. I love making deviled eggs, but it takes forever to peel enough to make it worthwhile. I also like to keep hard-boiled eggs in the fridge.
Tue
30
Mar
2004

Big Changes Are in the Works

Current mood: bearmood — excited motivated
There's been a big shake-up in my life recently. All I'm going to say about it here is that my negative attitude and disregard for my personal well-being brought me very close to losing Marcus. I've had a major attitude adjustment.

Saturday, March 27, 2004

Sat
27
Mar
2004

The Miracle of Toilet Paper

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?", she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years." he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"

"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He lived, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again....
Sat
27
Mar
2004

Van Halen Tour

So, Van Halen reunited and is starting a tour in June. I was a little excited by this news until I went to the Van Halen site and realized it's the Van Hagar incarnation. Boooo! I never got to see them with David Lee Roth as the frontman and was hoping that he'd be back. Oh, well. Guess that's some money I won't have to blow when they come to Denver August 1. I do think it's sad that Eddie Van Halen, once one of the most gorgeous men in rock, looks like he could be Ozzy Osbourne's brother. I guess cancer will do that to you.