Saturday, November 22, 2003

Sat
22
Nov
2003

ASCII Boob Art

Somebody sent me these in my email as part of a breast cancer awareness message. I thought I'd post them because I thought they were funny:































Perfect breasts

(o)(o)


Fake silicone
breasts

( + )( + )


Perky breasts

(*)(*)


Big nipple breasts

(@)(@)


A cups

o o


D cups

{ O }{ O }


Wonder bra breasts

(oYo)


Cold breasts

( ^ )( ^ )


Lopsided breasts

(o)(O)


Pierced Nipple
Breasts

(Q)(O)


Hanging Tassels
Breasts

(p)(p)


Grandma's Breasts

o / o /


Mammogramed Breasts

___ ___


Android Breasts

| o | | o |


Martha Stewart's
Breasts

(,)(,)

Against The Shower Door Breasts

( )( )

Friday, November 21, 2003

Fri
21
Nov
2003

Let It Snow

This holiday snowglobe is kind of cool (found via Lisa. Watch it for a while (reminds me of the game Lemmings) then shake it all up. Too funny. I've got to learn to do stuff like that!

Thursday, September 04, 2003

Thu
4
Sep
2003

Still Down?

Wow, my Lycos email account is still inaccessible. I sure hope the people I sold stuff to on eBay haven't been trying to get a hold of me the last few days. Grr. Something really bad must've happend over at Lycos. I wonder if it is a result of all the worms lately or if they had some major hardware problems. Their search feature and things like that are still active. I bet there are some tech guys not getting any sleep over there!

UPDATE: It turns out that the mail was down due to an upgrade gone bad.

Wednesday, September 03, 2003

Wed
3
Sep
2003

What Is Going On?

Is there a new virus attacking the Internet today? My Lycos mail account will not be available until afternoon tomorrow. Amazon is not working, either--they have an error page up.

Wednesday, August 20, 2003

Wed
20
Aug
2003

The Worms Crawl In…

The latest worms, like Sobig, Welchia and Blaster, are wreaking havoc all over. Poor Marcus is still at work. The entire IT team is to stay there until they can get the things under control because work is not getting done without network access. I guess the higher ups in the company are pretty ticked about it. Yesterday morning they pulled the plug on all outside traffic. Even my dad's computer had the blaster worm. I spent a good couple of hours on Monday patching his system and removing stuff. Too much fun, I tell you.
UPDATE: Marcus didn't get home until 2 pm on Thursday. Nothing like a 28-hour shift, huh?