Domestic Geek

WE'LL NEVER FORGET
It doesn't seem like a whole year has passed since the horrible 9-11 tragedy. It was surreal this morning while I was at work this morning doing the exact same thing I was doing when I heard the news last year. I think they way overdid the media coverage of the anniversary, though. I've kept the television and radio off for most of the day because I didn't feel the need to rehash it all day long.

Compliments of my friend, Traci:

A blonde walks into the local auto parts store.

"I need a seven ten cap," she says.

"What's a seven ten cap?" replies the clerk

She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and I need a new one."

"What kind of a car is it?" the clerk asks, now thinking it's maybe for an old Datsun Seven Ten.

"It's a Ford," says the blonde.

So now the clerk is really confused.

"Okay, lady, how big is it?" She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.

"What does it do?" the clerk asks.

"I don't know," says the blonde, "but it's always been there, and now I've lost it and I need a new one."

Finally the clerk gives her a piece of paper and a pencil and asks her if she can draw a picture of it.

(click "more" to see what she drew)

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Happy Birthday, Mikey!

Also, Happy Birthday to Marcus' brother, Tim.

Why do I bother losing sleep and not getting dough done at work to get my projects done on time and then come to school only for the deadline to be extended because the losers and morons in my class can't seem to get their stuff done? Roughs were supposed to be ready for critique by 10 a.m. today. At 9, I was totally done. Half the class forgot they were due today and now they're due at 10:30, which will probably get pushed back to 11. ARGH! So, here I sit dinking around on the super-slow computer in the library with nothing to do for an hour or better. The joy.

I'm still alive. I'll have time to do a post tomorrow since I have no work and no school. I actually get to stay home a whole day! Yay!!!