Thursday, November 27, 2003
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I heard a version of this joke on 850 KOA's Sports Zoo yesterday. The following text for the joke was found here.
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up.
The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee.
She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.
The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up.
The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee.
She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.
The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
Wednesday, November 26, 2003
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Current mood: 
bored
Man, I was sooooo freaking bored today. I have all this stuff I need to do, but I just couldn't make myself do anything. Ok, I did manage to load the dishwasher before I went to work. I just plopped my ass on the couch and watched tv and dozed off and on. Oh, well. I'll more than make up for today's lack of action tomorrow.
boredMan, I was sooooo freaking bored today. I have all this stuff I need to do, but I just couldn't make myself do anything. Ok, I did manage to load the dishwasher before I went to work. I just plopped my ass on the couch and watched tv and dozed off and on. Oh, well. I'll more than make up for today's lack of action tomorrow.
Tuesday, November 25, 2003
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Has anybody ever soaked a turkey in brine prior to roasting? Every year I see this on various television channels and wonder if it really makes a roast turkey better. If anyone has ever tried it, for better or worse, leave a comment and let me know. Thanks!
Monday, November 24, 2003
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Current mood: 
relieved
Well, my teacher is not going to fail me for not having a printed piece today. She did request, however, that I go to Kwik Kopy and have a couple of good color copies made so that it shows that my files were made correctly. So, I need to go do that today. If I ever do get a printed piece, then I can show it to her. I finally got a voicemail this morning from the stupid client with all the excuses why he hadn't got a Paypal account set up yet, blah, blah, blah. I'm still doubting whether it will be printed this week. I am so washing my hands of all of this. It was a good learning experience, though. I've got to learn not to be so naive and if it feels wrong, get out of it. You think I would've learned that after the CollegeAmerica fiasco. People lie.
Well, I've got to make my Thanksgiving shopping list (I thought I had one on my computer somewhere from last year and can't find it). After I get home from the printer and shopping, I'm going to take a nap. Everyone have a great day!
relievedWell, my teacher is not going to fail me for not having a printed piece today. She did request, however, that I go to Kwik Kopy and have a couple of good color copies made so that it shows that my files were made correctly. So, I need to go do that today. If I ever do get a printed piece, then I can show it to her. I finally got a voicemail this morning from the stupid client with all the excuses why he hadn't got a Paypal account set up yet, blah, blah, blah. I'm still doubting whether it will be printed this week. I am so washing my hands of all of this. It was a good learning experience, though. I've got to learn not to be so naive and if it feels wrong, get out of it. You think I would've learned that after the CollegeAmerica fiasco. People lie.
Well, I've got to make my Thanksgiving shopping list (I thought I had one on my computer somewhere from last year and can't find it). After I get home from the printer and shopping, I'm going to take a nap. Everyone have a great day!
Name: LaDonna
LaDonna is the #687 most common female first name. 0.016% of females in the US are named LaDonna. Around 19,600 US females are named LaDonna!
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LOCATION: Black Hills, SD DOB: September 11 SEX: Female |
SIGN: Virgo STATUS: Shacking Up FAV COLOR: Green |
