Domestic Geek

I've had so much to say, but between the lack of time and the dorks that host my site screwing up the permssions so that I couldn't get in and then the dns not working right, I haven't been able to update. So, I hope I'll have time tomorrow.

If you're trying to get to LaDonnaBlog, sorry. The dorks that host my site are having major problems.

WE'LL NEVER FORGET
It doesn't seem like a whole year has passed since the horrible 9-11 tragedy. It was surreal this morning while I was at work this morning doing the exact same thing I was doing when I heard the news last year. I think they way overdid the media coverage of the anniversary, though. I've kept the television and radio off for most of the day because I didn't feel the need to rehash it all day long.

Compliments of my friend, Traci:

A blonde walks into the local auto parts store.

"I need a seven ten cap," she says.

"What's a seven ten cap?" replies the clerk

She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and I need a new one."

"What kind of a car is it?" the clerk asks, now thinking it's maybe for an old Datsun Seven Ten.

"It's a Ford," says the blonde.

So now the clerk is really confused.

"Okay, lady, how big is it?" She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.

"What does it do?" the clerk asks.

"I don't know," says the blonde, "but it's always been there, and now I've lost it and I need a new one."

Finally the clerk gives her a piece of paper and a pencil and asks her if she can draw a picture of it.

(click "more" to see what she drew)

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