Domestic Geek

Marcus and I watched a movie last night that his friend lent him called "Bedazzled" that came out a couple of years ago starring Brendan Fraser and Elizabeth Hurley. Elizabeth Hurley plays the devil. It was pretty good. Brendan Fraser is so dreamy and has the most gorgeous eyes. There was a sequence where he looked like Fabio. *sigh* I know Marcus was enjoying the outfits that Elizabeth Hurley was sporting.

I think I figured out today why the one store is losing so much business. Their product tastes like crap! I really used to like the pizza we sold. It's one of the reasons I went to work for them as opposed to Dominos or something. Well, I haven't had pizza much recently. I'm either not in the mood, just wanting to get out of there, or something. Well, I made myself a pizza for lunch today and it sucked! They've changed vendors for the sauce and it didn't taste good, the cheese was tasteless and the management overproofs the dough and the crust tasted flat. Top it off with the fact that the pizza burned on the edges. YUCK! I was disappointed totally with it and I didn't have to pay for it. No wonder the sales are slipping. I certainly would never order again if I had had a pizza like that delivered.

From Chris Parillo, The LockerGnome
Did You Know...

• It is impossible to lick your elbow.
  
• A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
  
• A shrimp's heart is in their head.
  
• People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a mili-second.
  
• In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so - apart from Bones).
  
• It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
  
• A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
  
• Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.
  
• More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
  
• Rats and horses can't vomit.
  
• The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
  
• If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
  
• If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
  
• If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
  
• Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
  
• Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
  
• If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
  
• In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
  
• The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
  
• Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
  
• A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
  
• 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
  
• In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
  
• Most lipstick contains fish scales.
  
• Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
  
• Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
  
• Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

Well, did you try it?